Hot Product: 7x10' Inflatable Hot-Air Balloon from Pioneer Balloon

The main times when you receive balloons are on your birthday and when you're in the hospital, two events connected to life and good health. The only logical conclusion, then, is that balloons are the key to immortality. So if balloon equals life, then more balloon equals more life, so... someone buy me this 7x10' Inflatable Hot-Air Balloon from Pioneer Balloon.