Hot Product: Heart Carabiner Keyholder from Evans Manufacturing

If you think college-age hipsters wouldn't give their right Bon Iver playlist in exchange for a heart-shaped carabiner, you know very little about college-age hipsters. Indulge the mopey, skinny-jean abusing bang-enthusiasts of our nation's schools with a carabiner blessed by the god of fixed-speed bikes himself, the Heart Carabiner Keyholder from Evans Manufacturing.