Hot Product: Bag Clip from Garyline

Life may kick you in the teeth about once an hour (thanks, weekdays), but with the Bag Clip from Garyline, there's one joy you can always guarantee: a fresh bag of pretzels/something with some salt on it. Spit in the face of the cruel, merciless universe with this made-in-the-USA clip, available in about a bazillion colors and currently on special. (Truly there is balm in Gilead to make the wounded whole/full of fresh potato chips.)