Still feeling sick over the end of summer? We’ve got the cure (and it’s not a spoonful of sugar). Rather, imbibe two tablespoons of promotional product write-ups every four to six hours. Take as directed.
Remember that kid in elementary school who would try to eat these Jo-Bee Jumbo Erasers from Evans Manufacturing? He’d insist the pink ones taste like bubble gum, which is crazy. They definitely taste more like grapefruit. I mean... so I’ve heard. From someone else. Who isn’t me. For more information, visit www.evans-mfg.com.
Office Fact #217: The amount of highlighter you get on your hand will equal or exceed the amount you used on the document. Embrace the inevitable with Crown Products’ Hi Five Highlighter, which also references Office Fact #4: High fives are an appropriate reaction to anything all the time. For more information, visit www.crownprod.com.
Hit Promotional Products
Casual Friday. A day where you can win the hearts of your clients with the rad Casual Friday Messenger Brief from Hit Promotional Products, or a day where you can watch us rock homemade jorts and a Natty Ice tee with the sleeves cut off. (“It’s a hard call to make, we know,” we said, completely sarcastically.) For more information, visit www.hitpromo.net.
Ariel Premium Supply Inc.
September is finally here, which means one glorious thing: Kids are headed back to school. Homes get quieter, movie theaters get less stupid, and most importantly, we all get to line our wallets selling great back-to-school gear, such as the Thermo Frost Lunch Bag from Ariel Premium Supply Inc. For more information, visitwww.arielpremium.com.
Kyle A. Richardson is the editorial director of Promo Marketing. He joined the company in 2006 brings more than a decade of publishing, marketing and media experience to the magazine. If you see him, buy him a drink.