Vacations—who needs ’em? While your industry peers are achieving the perfect tan, get a leg up on the competition with these promotional products.
Starline USA Inc.
Because I’ve been trying to meet Batman for the last 20 years but my parents keep dropping passive-aggressive hints that “spending your savings on a full-size searchlight is going to make it real tough for you to move out any time soon,” there is the Searchlite from Starline USA. Sure, it’s not as big or as bright as the real thing, but now I can take the $24,000 it will save me and use it the smart way: booking a personal appearance from Christian Bale. For more information, visit www.starline.com.
The SpindowPad line from JournalBooks/ Timeplanner Calendars removes the need to express yourself by writing song lyrics all over your journal covers. Simply turn the wheel and display the teenage-soul-crushing quote of your choice! Choose from Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, My Chemical Romance, or for the ’80s pop enthusiast, Dead or Alive. For more information, visit www.journalbooks.com.
The KeyKlasp from PromoBiz USA is the best key chain/key ring/key tag/key fob/key thing I’ve ever had. Not only did it save my fingernails countless times, but it’s a lot easier to tell people “This is my KeyKlasp” than say “This is my ‘key chain/key ring/key tag/key fob/key thing.’” For more information, visit www.promobizusa.com.
Pinnovative Designs gets in on the popular bracelet trend with its Customized Awareness Bracelets. The metal discs can be imprinted with custom inspirational statements like “Hope,” “Strength,” “Courage” and “You Still have $39,000 in Student Loans to Pay Off So Don’t Even Think About Quitting Your Job.” For more information, visit www.pinnovative.com.