Hot Product: Two-tone Picnic Insulated Lunch Bag from Banaka Inc.

No schoolkid wants to be stuck eating the sad tater-tots and sadder pizza-bagel knockoffs that fill school cafeterias these days. Do your part to keep kids eating food that doesn't look like it was pulled from a cold war bunker with the Two-tone Picnic Insulated Lunch Bag from Banaka Inc. Kids, nutritionists, Dr. Oz and legitimate food manufacturers everywhere will be forever in your debt.