Generational Selling: The Machine Vs. The Mailer

In this world of round-the-clock obligations, people are monotonously reaching for the latest tech devices to send messages faster. It’s not breaking news that these devices usually come with glitches (like, does Siri really understand you?). And on the opposite end of the spectrum, there’s good old-fashioned mailing, which takes what Generation Z people call “forever.”

This video makes fun of both mailing methods when used for sales inquiries. So sit back and enjoy my unparalleled acting skills.

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